The First Time I….(part 1)

I have compiled a collection of “firsts” in my life that I thought I would share.  These are true stories, and they may or may not have made me the person I am today.  If the story involved another person, I have only used their first name, as I think it helps paint the picture. 

Some of these are embarrassing, and some are down right idiodic. 

Here we go.

First Kiss: Nettie, 7th grade.  It was frightening.  The girl and the kiss.

First dance: – I don’t remember, but I’m sure it looked like this:

At least she didn’t grab my “keys”

And for a good reason.  Read the next one.

The first time a girl touched my pieces parts while dancing: – Carolyn, college.  We were dancing, suggestively.  She asked what was in my pocket.  I told her it was my keys.  I went home shamed and alone.

My first Beer(s): 12th grade.  I had 3 Coors Lights and lost feeling in my legs. The rest of that night is a little foggy.

I have more stories, but all in good time.  And let me know about your firsts. I want to know that I’m not alone.